December 2011
19 posts
Dec 30th
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Dec 27th
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My brother is out skiing and I tried his watch on
One hour later, after five separate people have attempted to free me, it’s still on my wrist. There’s a moral here somewhere. 
Dec 27th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
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Ugh I can't believe nobody even got my sinners in...
like, sorry, where were you in the ninth grade when it was jonathan edwards day?
Dec 19th
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Words used as cusses by my grandparents
Fiddlesticks! Dirty rotten fraggersnazz! and, by combining the above, Fiddlefraggle! My grandparents may both be descendants of Yosemite Sam.
Dec 16th
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I really have to start having separate playlists...
because I’m getting emotional whiplash going from “Jingle Bell Rock” to “Did I Make You Cry on Christmas Day”
Dec 9th
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Dec 6th
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Somebody's sobbing softly in the study carrel...
What is the protocol for this situation?? I am paralyzed. I can’t write my essay to the sound of tears but I’m not going to be the person to tell some bro who probably just broke up with his girlfriend or had to put his cat down to chill out so I can research elections in Indonesia. I googled “somebody is crying near me” but the results were all lyrics from sad pop songs....
Dec 3rd
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Dec 2nd
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Dec 1st
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This punkass water fountain shot a jet of water...
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Dec 1st
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November 2011
21 posts
Nov 30th
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