February 2012
11 posts
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A little backstory to this clip before you watch it:
Will Smith’s father abandoned him and his mother when he was a child, and when Will was finally getting into show business and making a name for himself, he tried to sneak his way back into his life like nothing happened. Will co-wrote this episode, and James Avery (Uncle Phil) said “this scene was the hardest thing I’ve ever had to shoot in...
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It must have been Valentine’s yesterday because I’m hungover and there’s glitter glue everywhere.
wellalright:
the worst part of being sick, but still going around and trying to blend in with regular members of society is not being able to tell people you’re sick. because all you want to do is be like, “haha i feel like shit! this is death, i’m dying. i’m dead.” but you can’t because they’ll think you’ll get them sick and people get all touchy about that. but then how did i get sick, huh?...
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I’ve started self-medicating with Lesley...
January 2012
12 posts
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All I want to do in life is translate German shit...
so uh if you guys know any job that fits that description hit me uppp
louiswalsh:
The third rule of Fight Club is to have fun and try your best.
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I cannot believe it took this long for me to...
“The one time I met him, at a reception before a reading, I spoke to him only to...”
– Too Much Information - John Jeremiah Sullivan reviewing DFW’s The Pale King
December 2011
19 posts
My brother is out skiing and I tried his watch on
One hour later, after five separate people have attempted to free me, it’s still on my wrist. There’s a moral here somewhere.
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Ugh I can't believe nobody even got my sinners in...
like, sorry, where were you in the ninth grade when it was jonathan edwards day?
Words used as cusses by my grandparents
Fiddlesticks!
Dirty rotten fraggersnazz!
and, by combining the above, Fiddlefraggle!
My grandparents may both be descendants of Yosemite Sam.
I really have to start having separate playlists...
because I’m getting emotional whiplash going from “Jingle Bell Rock” to “Did I Make You Cry on Christmas Day”
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Somebody's sobbing softly in the study carrel...
What is the protocol for this situation?? I am paralyzed. I can’t write my essay to the sound of tears but I’m not going to be the person to tell some bro who probably just broke up with his girlfriend or had to put his cat down to chill out so I can research elections in Indonesia. I googled “somebody is crying near me” but the results were all lyrics from sad pop songs....
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This punkass water fountain shot a jet of water...
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November 2011
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Newsweek: theweekmagazine: “I was there to take... →
theweekmagazine:
“I was there to take down the names of people who were arrested… As I’m standing there, some African-American woman goes up to a police officer and says, ‘I need to get in. My daughter’s there. I want to know if she’s OK.’ And he said, ‘Move on, lady.’ And they kept pushing…
but for real, fuck the police and fuck you if you don’t think so.
